Considering that Kris Jenner‘s entire life plan can be summed up as “exploit my kids until I land my own television show,” it probably shouldn’t come as a surprise that Kris is getting her own daytime talk show where she’ll give advice (ugh) and wisdom (double ugh) to bored housewives. Advice like “make your kids perform sham weddings for money and attention,” or “your daughter’s sex tape will sell for more if you make the guy pee on her!” Salon reports …
The program will get a test run this summer, joining a slot alongside talk shows hosted by Wendy Williams and Bethenny Frankel, both of which are nationally syndicated. Frank Cicha, SVP of programming, Fox Television Stations, said, “Wouldn’t be summer without at least one test, would it? In all seriousness, we go into this believing that if it works, the Kris Jenner program could really complement what we’ve got going with Wendy, Bethenny, etc.
Some possible working titles include:
- The Kris Jenner Soul-Rotting Hour
- The Hellmouth with Kris Jenner
- The Exact Moment God Stopped Loving Us, starring Kris Jenner!