Remember when they tried to kill Kris Jenner‘s awful talk show, except they didn’t actually kill it because destroying evil of that caliber requires a silver bullet and a wooden stake? Well, their inability to properly destroy the beast has only made her come back stronger, because Kris has now brought out the big guns: She made a sex tape with Bruce Jenner. Via HuffPo …
In a teaser clip for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris drops the bombshell on the family, after Bruce scolds Khloé for telling his 17-year-old daughter, Kendall, about the racy photos she recently took for her husband, Lamar, in which she posed in a latex catsuit.
“Uh Khloé, do you really think you should be having this conversation with a 17-year-old? I’m all for spicing up a relationship, but …” Bruce says before he’s interrupted by Kris, who asks, “You are?”
He continued, “I’m just saying, especially in this family, photos leaking, this and that, look at the problems it’s caused.”
And that’s when Kris revealed to her family, “Bruce and I did a video.”
“Exercise video, honey,” an absolutely mortified-looking Bruce tried to claim, but Kris just wouldn’t drop it.
“Bruce and I made a sex tape,” Kris tells the whole family, who will now need more years of therapy than they already do.
At least Bruce claims that they erased it immediately, but we wouldn’t be too surprised it that’s the next “leaked” video scandal the family is facing.
Kris: All right, my show is circling the drain, and guy Khloé married after only knowing him for a month turned out to have a drug problem. BRUCE! Come here.
Bruce: Please don’t make me do this.
Kris: This is happening.
Bruce: Please, you can’t control yourself in your true form. The beast was not meant to be woken-
Kris: SILENCE MORTAL. IT IS TIME I TAKE MY TRUE FORM: THAT OF A GIANT SLOR! SOMEONE FETCH ME THE FRENCH TICKLER!
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