So somewhere between Kim Kardashian doing the whole “wah, no one wants to impregnate me” and Daniel Craig calling out the Kardashians for turning the birthing process into a TV special, here’s news of Kourtney Kardashian‘s new pregnancy. And if you don’t think that we won’t be seeing Kourtney’s Fairytale Paycheck – Oops! We Mean Baby on E! this June, did you know that cyanide is actually magic cake? It’s true! Us Weekly reports:
“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.” The son or daughter-to-be will be the second child for the couple of five years, whose son Mason, nearly 2, was a bit of a surprise. Not so much for baby number two, the happy couple tells Us. “It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.'”
Well, congrats to the happy couple on their brand new Us Weekly cover. And their baby I guess, but who are we kidding? Her family’s already just sending her “Every magazine cover is a blessing from God!” cards (ask Hallmark, they keep them in the backroom). Although I really do wonder what the over/under is on how long before Kourtney tells everyone that she nearly aborted her baby before her mom Kris Jenner told her to keep it for a TV special like she did with baby Mason? Because that actually happened once.
