A couple months ago, I wrote about how Kim Kardashian leaked her single, Turn It Up, during some Hollywood party or something … I don’t know, everything about the damned thing was so one-note, it could have been a test of the emergency broadcast system. Anyway, the song is going to be coming out for real real, not for play play soon, so here’s Kim trying to convince you that she doesn’t suck miserably.
“I wanted to do something that I had never done before, something that was a little bit out of my comfort zone,” Kardashian told Us magazine of her upcoming single, “Turn it Up” at the L.A. premiere of the thriller, Unknown, Wednesday. “So, I tried it and it was fun.” The track, produced by legendary hit maker The-Dream (the man behind Rihanna‘s Umbrella and Beyonce‘s Single Ladies) is “like a pop dance song,” Kardashian explained, adding that her fans will get to hear it “in about three weeks” SOURCE
Zzzzzzzzzz … what? Oh sorry, I dozed off there for a second. As much as I’d love to care about Kim Kardashian’s new song, I honestly just can’t. If you took a rat’s ass, and cut it in half, and then cut those halves in half, and then you took one of the pieces of rat ass, set it on fire and then pissed it out, I couldn’t even give that burnt-up, piss-soaked quarter of a rat’s ass about this song.
