Ever wonder what happens when Kris Jenner runs out of storylines for her terrible reality shows? Well, if this story from RadarOnline is any indication, the answer is they start banking on really weird plots that don’t make a whole lot of sense. According to the report, Kim Kardashian is allegedly worried that Kanye West might be gay or something. Hey, it was either this or they make Khloé Kardashian jump a shark before introducing Kendall Jenner‘s new boyfriend: Scrappy Doo!
“Kim freaked out,” a source told the magazine. The man named in the report allegedly recently purchased an apartment near Kanye’s luxurious Soho pad. He also calls Paris home, and Kanye has been living there for the last few months working on his album. That apparently adds up to a gay relationship, according to some haters. The super star rapper has been plagued by gay rumors for years, and the report says Kanye and the man bonded in Paris. “They’re super close,” Kim’s supposed friend said. “They spend a lot of time together at Kanye’s apartment.”
As a gay man, let me just say: No thanks. It’s cool. You guys can keep him. I’m not actually going to speculate about any of this because this is clearly the kind of crap that you pull when the finale episode is coming up and you need to end the season on a cliffhanger, so the hell with it. The Kardashians can play make believe all they want. I’ve had it. Officially.