Kim Kardashian might be with child!

Oh goddammit, who allowed this woman to reproduce? Well, it had to happen eventually: Kim Kardashian is dropping hints that she might be pregnant, which would mean that she’s finally figured out how to have sex without a camcorder present. I wonder if she knows that, to conceive, you have to do more than let him just piss on you?

Is Kim Kardashian tweeting for two? As reported in the latest issue of Life & Style, Kim’s been unusually fatigued, had cravings and sporting a noticeably bumpier figure. She was spotted buying three Clearblue pregnancy tests at Boots pharmacy in London on Sept. 12, and signs that the reality star could be expecting keep popping up on her Twitter page … READ MORE

Yeah, considering these hints include the fact that she can’t sleep, she’s over-eating and that she cried watching Shrek doesn’t really prove much of anything, other than the fact that ice cream is delicious and that Kim has the cinematic tastes of a six-year-old girl. Oh, and that she’s a total famewhore and probably isn’t above feeding rumours if it means a little more face time on TMZ. Well played, Giant Disembodied Ass. Well played.


TV personalities Kim Kardashian and her mother manager Kris Jenner have been taking on the sights in Paris, France for the past week. Kim and Kris stopped off at Ben And Jerry’s ice cream shop for a sweet treat on September 15, 2010 before returning to their hotel.

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