Well… this is awkward? It’s December 21st, 2012 and the world didn’t end. It’s almost as if conspiracy theories were actually fictitious narratives perpetuated by people living mediocre lives who project their own fears that this is all there lives are by searching for insane, nebulous undercurrents in daily minutia. Weird how that works, doesn’t it? There’s no Mayan apocalypse, there’s no Illuminati, there’s no conspiracy. Although here’s Kim Kardashian in the trailer for Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, so maybe you crazy, tinfoil hat wearing nutjobs are onto something. Bring on the end of the world before this movie comes out, and I’ll buy you a drink in the afterlife.