Despite the fact that South Park already revealed that Kim Kardashian is secretly a hobbit with an extensive Photoshop budget, Kim is still posting selfies else she be deported to Middle Earth. Well apparently, Kim got a little cocky because she decided to compare asses with her BFF Blac Chyna. Even with all the Photoshop, and posing, and padding, she still can’t match up. But don’t worry: she’ll just go steal some gold from Smaug’s lair and she’ll feel all better about herself.
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