Khloe Kardashian isn’t allowed to go blonde!

Khloé Kardashian

A few days ago, old pictures of Khloé Kardashian as a blonde made their way onto the web and it turns out, Khloé looks really good as a blonde! No seriously, it totally complements her skin tone and everything. Unfortunately, as Kris Jenner showed a little while back when Khloé tried to dye her hair red, no Kardashian is allowed to look different because being a marketable brand is more important than having your own opinions or sense of style. YES MIEN FAMEWHORE FUHRER! RadarOnline reports:

“Khloé just wants to simply change her hair color, she has been leaning towards going blonde this time. She has wigs that she owns and when she dons the blonde locks, Lamar LOVES it. Lamar thinks his wife should be able to have her hair whatever color she wants. Practically every woman in Dallas is blonde, and Khloé just thinks it would be fun for her to do,” a family insider tells RadarOnline.

“E! has a very strict contract with the entire family. Before any physical changes are made on any of the family members during times when the shows are shooting, they must be approved by the network. Executives at E! want Khloé to remain a brunette so that it doesn’t date the series when it reruns. The suits want all of the sisters to have a similar look because the girls are branded as sisters, and having one of them showing up on screen with hair a different color, throws that off, and they don’t want to alienate viewers,” the source says.

Which really just goes to show you how messed up the people at E! really are. A girl can’t even change her hair color without their express approval. Seriously, go up to any woman and tell them that they aren’t allowed to change their hair color because of branding issues in their contract. If you don’t end up with a foot-shaped crater where your genitals used to be, and your testicles residing somewhere in your chest cavity, something is wrong here.

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