Because Kris Jenner demanded that Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom engage in wacky sexual hijinks for everyone to see (’cause her bottom bitch Kim Kardashian is still trying to get rid of her last John. That’s why you always make sure they leave the $18 Million on the nightstand.) Khloé and Lamar decided to try and install a sex swing in their house. Except it turns out neither of them knows how to actually install a sex swing, so of course the damn thing collapsed the moment they tried to use it. It should be noted that when you properly install them, a sex swing can hold upwards of 1,000 lbs. I’m not going to say that Khloé weighs more than that, unless she’s made of dark matter or something, but maybe Lamar might want to reach around in his pants until he finds his balls again if he can’t even install a simple sling.
