You know what the best part of award about awards shows is? When they bring out a Muppet to present one of the awards. Shut up, I think it’s adorable! Little bitty felt people … anyway, in honor of the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: Johnny Depp Needs To Make a Down Payment On His Beach House, Kermit the Frog was on hand to interview stars walking the carpet, and even managed to get to first base with Vanessa Hudgens, Kirstie Alley, Penelope Cruz, and Ian McShane, which finally confirmed what I always secretly suspected: Kermit is kind of a manslut.
