As someone who’s been writing comedy on the web for over three years now, I have closely followed Kendra Wilkinson‘s career, which I’m sure must come as a shock to you. Kendra has a career? I was floored too. Anyway, Kendra is embarking on another season of a reality TV show you’ve probably never seen (this time it’s called Kendra on Top), and has announced that she will never again flash her boobs for fame and money. Not gonna lie: I’m pretty crushed right now. Us Weekly reports:
“You will see the [traditional] Kendra antics on my new show, but I have retired a couple things, like Playboy and the nudity,” Kendra on Top star Wilkinson, 27, explains. “I just figure that there’s more to life than getting nude and showing your boobs. I have added a lot of layers to my life and I’m more spontaneous now than I once was, but I don’t have to take off my top.”
So how long do you think this is going to last? I feel like this embargo on boobs will end in about five minutes, after she tries to pay for a Frappuccino with nipple slips.
Kendra: “Five bucks for frozen coffee? Well, FLASH!”
Barrista: “Ma’am, you’re flashing a Keurig.”
Kendra: “… You win this round, unemployable art students.”
