Kendall Jenner, one of the younger Kardashians in the family and the one most likely to supplant Kim Kardashian once she stops being a thing, turned 18 yesterday which of course means it’s time to put the famewhorin’ into overdrive. So naturally, TMZ reports that she’s been getting porn offers already. If you have a thing for the siblings inexplicably famous a-holes, this one’s for you!
Kendall has been showing off her body for years … and big sister Kim Kardashian became a household name after her sex tape with Ray J was released. And now that Kendall’s legal, at least SIX COMPANIES are hoping they can convince her to get it on in front of the camera. One of the companies — Bangyoulater.com — is saying it wants to pay K.J. and a partner of her choosing $1.8 MILLION to bump uglies. Other interested parties include Brazzers, Babes and Digital Playground … the latter offering the option of a girl-girl encounter with porn star Jesse Jane.
We probably shouldn’t get our hopes up here, because let’s face it, this isn’t going to happen. First off, porn is work, and work is the enemy of the Kardashian. There actually used to be a fourth Kardashian sister, but then she worked once and was never seen from again. THE HORRORS! And secondly, everyone knows that if Kendall is going to do a porno, it’s going to be filmed by her mother and released for the sake of promoting her own TV show. They have a system, dammit!