Why hello, Kellan Lutz!

Kellan Lutz - Men's Fitness Magazine

NOTE: This paragraph unfortunately could not be typed as Jeremy drooled all over the keyboard upon seeing Kellan Lutz‘s sexy, shirtless self on the cover of Men’s Fitness. Also, there’s something about Kellan training and how he used to be bullied as a kid, but let’s face it: You clicked this because you want to ogle Kellan looking ridonkulously ripped, don’t you? Exactly. You may want to lay some covering over your keyboard first as a precaution. According to RadarOnline:

“I had so many older brothers who beat me up, so I’m a tough kid,” the 26-year-old explains about his love for fighting, which includes mixed martial arts, weapons training, guns and knives. Though the actor was already in the best mortal form when he scored the coveted role of the god of the sea in Immortals, he still had a grueling month of training with the film’s on-set nutritionist and trainer Ricky Blanchard, as well as his own trainer Rich McDonald, to get god-like.

Aaaaaaaaand something something cap it off with a penis joke. Who am I kidding, you’re not even reading this. You just skipped ahead down to the picture of Kellan. Just for shits and giggles, one of these days I’m going to post my credit card number, Tupac‘s current living address and the secret eighth Harry Potter book in its entirety in here and not a single one of you will notice because DAT ASS.

Kellan Lutz - Men's Fitness Magazine

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