I call dibs on Kellan Lutz!

Alright, need to make this quick: Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord, who I think was on the Laguna Hills of the O.C. 90210 or some shit like that, were dating, but now they’ve broken up, which means Kellan is single now which means BACK OFF BITCHES I SAW HIM FIRST. That’s right, I’m staking my claim here. If any of you bitches so much as gets a chubby staring at him, I WILL FREAKIN’ CUT YOU!

“AnnaLynne was getting cozy with model/actor Aaron O’Connell while at Veuve Clicquot’s Yelloween at LAVO in Las Vegas,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They were holding hands and flirting all night. The two are clearly a couple. They looked cute together.” Meanwhile, Kellan was partying at the Borgata in Atlantic City on Oct. 30. “Kellan relaxed at the spa,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “He definitely seemed like a bachelor.” SOURCE

Yeah yeah yeah, I’m so sorry AnnaLynne. There are plenty of fish in the sea, it’s always darkest before dawn, you’re single and fabulous, whatever. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go buy a ticket to Los Angeles and pour alcohol down Kellan’s throat until he does something he’ll regret in the morning. Namely me.

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