Yes, we may have scored a minor victory for television when Jersey Shore was taken out back by MTV executives and shot, but there is still a ghostly presence of death looming for TV. And that dark shadow of hatred and despair is cast by Kim Kardashian‘s big, fake, injected ass. Turns out, the finale of the seventh season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians received 3.6 Million viewers, which means there are 3.6 Million people out there too stupid to open the child-proof cap on a bottle of Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. You know who you are, and you should feel bad about yourself as a human being. Via TV By The Numbers …
The 7th season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on Sunday, September 16th from 9pm-10pm delivered the show’s highest-rated and most watched episode of the season with a 2.61 Household rating and 3.6 million Total Viewers, ranking it as one of the Top 25 most-watched telecasts on E! ever. The 7th season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians also over-delivered its average for all premiere episodes this season with all key measures, including a +24% uptick with HHLDS, +35% with Total Viewers and +34% with Adults 18-49 (2.3 mil).
The tl;dr version here: stupid, self-serving whores did nothing and 3.6 Million people said “I am enthralled by this! Take our money!” and the world inched ever closer to our completely deserved destruction. You know, I’m usually just kidding when I make fun of celebrities — because ultimately, they’re still beloved millionaires and I’m still just a guy who loves writing dick jokes on the web. — but I’m not joking when I say that if you like The Kardashians, you are not a good person. AT ALL.
