I know, right? Two back to back posts of shitty singers performing shitty covers? Well if it explains anything, I just tried to stifle a sneeze and ended up blowing out my right ear, so now everything to my immediate right sounds kinda fuzzy. Also it’s a painfully slow news day. Anyway, Katy Perry showed that we she makes up for in tits, she lacks in timeliness by performing a cover of Rebecca Black‘s Friday in concert. Honestly, I can’t believe I’m saying this but Katy Perry somehow sounds worse than Rebecca Black, which is pretty hard to do when Black wore her auto-tune like a goddamn quilt. But then you remember that Katy is twice Rebecca’s age and has an actual studio working with her, rather than two hacks who exploit little girls for money, and suddenly everything just becomes that much more depressing … *Sigh*