Katie Holmes’ tortured life …

hey hey! this week’s STAR magazine cover is featuring katie holmes once again as the ‘tortured’ stepford wife of tom cruise – there have been lots of rumors of trouble in xenu-dise over the past few years but they still remain hitched (the couple wed back in november of 2006) maybe there really is a reason why she can’t leave him – supposedly tom’s ex-assistant is spilling the beans about what’s really going on with their (contracted) marriage! although he kind of creeps me out (ever since that infamous couch jumping incident on oprah) at least she has her super adorable daughter suri cruise to keep her company (i wonder if baby #2 will ever be on the way?) plus she’s rich & famous – that doesn’t really sound like a tortured life to me! anyways on a quick personal note – i made it safe and sound to NYC – i’m really tired but it feels great to be back on the (chilly) east coast for a bit but i’m already missing all my pets – even the crazy ass loud parrot max! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo

PS yay for kirstie alley who dropped 50lbs. by dieting and exercising – she didn’t have surgery!