kathy griffin & levi johnston have broken up!

Despite once being one of reality television’s most promising fake couples (suck it, Speidi!) the news of Levi Johnston being forced to shotgun marry baby mama/world’s greatest actress Bristol Palin has broken Kathy Griffin‘s adorable little heart. By the looks of her ripping up his Playboy centerfold and the self-promotion, I think she’s going to be alright.





And besides, you can do so much better than him, Kathy! Seriously, he voluntarily had sex with a Palin. A PALIN. Obviously, he’s not firing on all cylinders. And let’s face it: Taylor Lautner has MUCH better abs then he does. And Taylor hasn’t been the subject of a gay porn spoof featuring my ex’s sagging bitchtits, which we can all agree is a huge plus. Kathy, I guess what I’m trying to say is go out and fuck Taylor Lautner or I will!


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