So Kate Winslet‘s new ad for Lancôme hit the web recently, and it features her writhing around on the floor naked and you’re not even reading this because you’ve already scrolled down and clicked on the video shot by Mario Testino, haven’t you? I could literally write anything here and no one would be the wiser, would they? All right, fine. Until I was nineteen, I thought that line in You Oughta Know about the cross she bears actually went ‘the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me’. Hand to God.