You know, last week I was actually a little worried because the amount of celebrity crazy was far lower than I usually like it to be. And since crazy and self-absorbed and bullshit are where I get my power from, I was feeling a little low on energy. But thank God because the celebrity crazy is back in fucking OVERLOAD today, thanks in no small part to Kanye West going on a rant about how people think he’s Hitler and one day people will look back and realize what his actions really meant. Oh, and then he goes onto say he’s really Michael Jordan.
“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m f**king insane … like I’m Hitler.”
He continued, “One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”
Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much f**king going on in music right now and somebody has to make a f**king difference.” SOURCE
So if I’m following this line of thought where I think it’s going (i.e., off a fucking cliff), he’s basically the MJ of music that is secretly dressed as Hitler, a basketball-playing-rapper who history will remember as the greatest singer to ever goose-step his way across a basketball court before making a slam-dunk against five super-powered alien mutants who are trying to enslave the Looney Toons. This is what it feels like to ride the crazy train into Kanye West’s magical land of crazy. Doo-doo-doodle-oodle-oot-doot-doo-doo …
