Last week, we reported that Kanye West redid a scene from American Psycho to promote his new album, Yeezus. Well, the video is here and it’s so gawddamn awful it makes me want to sh!t myself. Who would have thought that hiring two talentless people associated with the Kardashians wouldn’t pan out in the end? On the plus side, it does give us the opportunity to watch Jonathan Cheban, the greasy, vaguely human-shaped dumpling that serves as Kim Kardashian‘s sycophantic lapdog, take an axe to the back of the head via Scott Disick. So, you know, not a complete waste.