Just a few days after Kanye West said his job was as dangerous as a soldier’s or a cop’s, here’s Kanye kicking a fan out of his concert after she allegedly shouted at him to take off his stupid jewel mask thing. Wow, that comparison sure holds up. “Colonel! We have a situation! Insurgents are demanding we remove our diamond-encrusted headpieces so that they can hear us better! Permission to have security remove them from the premises? Actually, you know what? I’ll just do that anyway. Thanks for nothing, Colonel.”