Hey, remember that time when Tom Cruise compared his job to that of a soldier but then it turned out he was joking the whole time? Well, here’s Kanye West doing it FOR REAL. Because he learned NOTHING. Or maybe he thinks that cops and soldiers run around in diamond masks, ranting about how Nike will only let them design two shoes. “Can you believe it? ONLY TWO! I know I don’t actually have any sort of background in design, but this is what it’s like to be a sla- Oh look, our jeep just hit a landmine and now all my friends are dead and I won’t get the proper medical care I deserve. This is what it must be like to be Kanye West.”