Look, we already know how this story goes, so let’s just jump right into it: Apparently, some kid was throwing the n-word and the f-word at Kim Kardashian for no real reason, which caused Kanye West to come in and allegedly beat him like a pinata at an 8-year-old’s birthday party. TMZ reports …
The barely-a-man screams to Kim, “They’re whack, dude. You have to deal with that everyday?” He then excitedly hops up the front steps like a rabbit. The video stops as Kim walks in. TMZ broke the story … Kim claims the man then started to hurl epithets to Kim about the paparazzi, calling them “n*****s” and “fa****s” Kim says she then called him out for using the word and then he turned on her, calling her a “n****r lover.” At that point Kim called Kanye on his cell — he was nearby — and the guy apparently knew Kanye was listening and he called the rapper a “n****r.”
We’re told the guy walked into his chiropractor’s office and Kanye and Kim followed shortly thereafter, and eyewitnesses tell TMZ Kanye punched him in the face. Kanye is now a suspect in a criminal investigation. And, as we reported, Kim claims the guy threatened to kill her and she’s going to file a police report of her own.
Look, if this is an open and shut case, then yes, that kid deserved everything he had coming. But … I don’t know, I just feel like something’s not quite right in this story. I’m sure details are going to keep spilling out, and the pieces are going to be connected and all that, but it just feels like a huge chunk of the story is missing, because none of this makes a lick of sense.