In a desperate attempt to appeal to the only demographic he just can’t seem to grasp (People with brains), Justin Bieber appeared on The Daily Show last night, taking over the reigns for the first few minutes of the show. Aw hell naw, if I wanted to see a douche with bad hair spout the news, I’d watch O’Reilly.
Bieber introduced the show and the guest for the evening, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Mike Mullen, before Jon Stewart ran on stage dressed like Bieber and carrying a human skull. ‘I found the magic skull, touch it and we can switch back,’ Stewart said. In a storyline straight from the 1980’s Tom Hanks comedy ‘Big,’ Stewart pretended the two had switched bodies. SOURCE
In all fairness, Justin would have stayed longer, but Jon Stewart managed to chase him off…
Bieber: Your throne is now mine, jester. None of you are safe!
Jon: Interesting point, Beelzebieber. Unless I were to read the inscription hidden on your forehead beneath your hair…
Bieber: YOU FOOL! NO!
Jon: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Bieber R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn baby baby baby oooooooooooh.
Bieber: (*Melting*) My hair! My hair! … My … hair …
