Justin Bieber has reached the singularity

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Yesterday, we went easy on Justin Bieber after he (most likely unintentionally) used the Anne Frank House to talk about himself. Well, clearly we shouldn’t have because here he is posing shirtless on Instagram like a douche because, as the saying goes, spare the rod spoil the child. And by gawd Justin is just begging for the rod at this point.

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“Breaking news worldwide @justinbieber just posted 2 shirtless pictures he must be going crazy” -funny people #forthefansanyways #dontbecreepin :p

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“Uh oh @justinbieber is losing it taking shirtless pics in the mirror” -funny people

SKINNY BITCHES! Oh really mother f**ker? It’s like that? Okay hunty, I’ll take the bait … hey Justin, I can see your tampon. I haven’t seen that many ribs since my last barbecue. You look like your preparing for the role of Olive Oyl in the live-action Popeye movie. I swear, this twiggy little bitch is going to wake up one day and realize that no one’s going to take his sh!t anymore and when it comes, it’s won’t be pretty.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.