Wanna know how to make little girls’ heads explode? Post a picture online of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez with a bunch of little kids, and then have themselves announce that they are Brangelina 2.0. That sound you may have heard were teenage girls going apeshit over the coming of their own super Jesus, or the fact that they just realized that the odds of them ever banging Justin just dipped into the negatives. Us Weekly reports:
On Tuesday, Justin Bieber posted a compelling new photo on his Instagram page. Plopped on a picnic blanket in a sunny park, he and love Selena Gomez happily smile and pose with a whopping six adorable babies. Joked the 17-year-old Baby singer in the photo caption: “Brangelina 2.0 hahahahahaha.” (Brad Pitt and love Angelina Jolie famously have a brood of six kids aged 10 to 3.)
Six kids? Holy crap, I think my balls just retreated back up inside me out of sheer terror. I’m sorry but the idea of super rich teenagers raising six kids? Not gonna end well. I know this was just a joke, but there is some shit you just do not kid around about. And one of those things is a group of kids raised by people with the intellect of home-schooled teenagers, but with the trust funds of multi-millionaires. “Mom, my light-up crucifix made of Doritos stopped shooting fireworks! Can I have the maid deported to Werewolf Island?”
