Bad idea: Justin Bieber is on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone. And they wonder why print media is dying. Worse idea: They ask for his opinion on politics, health care and sex despite the fact that he is sixteen. Well, maybe without his handler’s hand firmly planted up his ass working his jaw, he may have a vali-
“It’s everyone’s own decision to do that [be gay]. It doesn’t affect me and it shouldn’t affect anyone else.”
Oooooh boy … well, maybe that’s jus-
He does have a solid opinion on abortion. “I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.” SOURCE
That thumping sound you’re hearing is me banging my head against my coffee table. Oh sweetie, just … don’t talk about things about this. And please, PLEASE do not talk about rape and abortion. Honestly, I have nothing to say on this subject that the wonderful Kristen Schaal didn’t already put far better than I could on The Daily Show, so instead, I’m just going to say that Justin Bieber is sixteen, and isn’t informed or experienced enough to have a truly valid opinion on sex, abortion or anything else he talks about in his interview. All right, now go through this post and count how many punches I pulled. Who ever guesses right wins a cookie!
