You know, two days ago I was bitching about how fucking slow the news day was. Now I’m getting hit with the double-whammy that is Lindsay Lohan drinking enough booze tea to set off an alcohol test and Justin Bieber apparently getting tackled by an undercover cop. I’m assuming he dived slow-motion in front of a bullet while Whitney Houston sang I Will Always Love You in the background.
Bieber was signing autographs outside of Macy’s when the crowd became unruly … and a plainclothes police officer rushed to help the singer. Problem is — Bieber didn’t know the guy was a cop — so when the cop got close to Justin … Bieber got defensive thinking he was a crazy fan. A member of Bieber’s security team immediately grabbed the cop and tried to pull him away. The cop quickly identified himself — and cited the security team member for disorderly conduct. SOURCE
One thing I’d like to point out here: What kind of parent lets there tween daughters walk around New York City unaccompanied so that they could gather with a bunch of insane little girls who would strangle you with Silly Bandz should you so much as look cross-eyed at their Canadian lesbian wood nymph? Honestly, It’s not often you see kids in a situation where being abducted is still only the third worst outcome.
