I’m not sure what went wrong in David Hasselhoff‘s life — I’m guessing it involved alcohol and food eaten off the floor — but apparently, Justin Bieber has taken it upon himself to advise the Hoff on dealing with the press. I think we’ve successfully reached the logical conclusion of western civilization. Hang it up America. We had a good run, but … I just think we’re done now. Us Weekly reports …
“Cheesey reporting as I NEVER posted naked surrounding myself with cheese THIS REPORTER IS A CHEESEY LIAR,” the 61-year-old wrote via Twitter about a recent report. When Bieber saw the tweet, he quickly responded to the actor. “Strange because I have [posed naked surrounded by cheese],” the singer joked. “I also had a baby, hired women, gone crazy, spit on people I love, oh yeah, and I’ve died 8 times.” He added: “Can’t believe or dwell on the bs. Just gotta know your truth. U can’t bring us down. And @DavidHasselhoff everyone loved BayWatch.”
Seriously. What. How? Why??? How in the hell does the spoiled, entitled 19-year-old look at a man in his 60’s, who’s been acting for decades, and go “yes, I know way more than that guy. I SHALL BE THE MENTOR AND THOU ART THE MENTEE!” (Oh, and in this hypothetical scenario, the 19-year-old has just recently been caught sneaking out of a brothel. Thought I should add that in there for some reason.)