It’s been literally 12 days since Justin Bieber copped a plea deal in his egging case and got probation, so naturally TMZ is reporting that the cops were at his place six times over the weekend and if he doesn’t simmer down and behave, he could risk his probation. Though to give credit where credit is due, he at least took longer than I thought he would. He almost hit the two week mark! That’s progress, right?
Cops received 4 separate complaints for loud music and partying on the roof top Saturday night and they sent patrol cars each time — at 8:30 PM, 12:50 AM, 1:50 AM and 3:00 AM. We’re told Bieber was not cited because he agreed to turn the music down. There were 2 other incidents involving disturbances with fans and paparazzi. Here’s what’s so significant … Bieber is currently on 2 years probation for egging his neighbor’s house. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … if the Bev Hills PD cites Bieber … they will forward the matter to the L.A. County Probation Dept., which could trigger a probation violation and then he’s in jail territory.
Here’s usually where I prosthelytize about what an asshole Justin is, except why bother? I’ve seen the future, and it’s Vanilla Ice. Justin will grow up to be Vanilla Ice. I could sit here all pouty and bitter about how Justin gets a free pass whereas multitudes of people with less resources are thrown into the justice system, or I can think about how Justin will eventually turn 40 and star in a reality TV show about how he sucks at being Amish. It’s like hell, but worse because he’s still alive.