At this point, Justin Bieber is getting himself in and out of trouble so quickly that we don’t even have time to report on the initial f**k up before his team puts out the fire. Seriously, that’s not a joke. Last night, Justin was apparently involved in a hit and run with a paparazzo, and before anyone could even say a thing about it, Justin was cleared to go. TMZ reports …
Justin was leaving the Laugh Factory on Sunset Boulevard around 11:45 PM in his infamous white Ferrari. His pal Lil’ Twist was there as a passenger, and several paps were on scene shooting the duo. Once Justin got behind the wheel he motioned for some of the photogs to clear out of the way — but when he drove off he appeared to pin one of them between the Ferrari and a parked car. LAPD launched an investigation and interviewed Justin a few hours after the incident … and he told cops he didn’t know he hit the photographer (not a TMZ employee). Police say the photog was not seriously hurt, but was at fault because he was a pedestrian in the roadway.
I have to hand it to Justin’t team, they’ve really streamlined the process. Give ’em a couple of months, and they’ll just have a contingent devoted entirely to bailing out Justin at every turn. Hell, they’ll probably do it with drones. That’s how efficient they’ll be.