This past weekend, Saturday Night Live revived the classic animated sketch The Ambiguously Gay Duo (created by Robert Smigel), and even managed to kick it up a notch by bringing it into live-action AND featured Mad Men star Jon Hamm (alongside Jimmy Fallon) in ass-clenching spandex doing things that would make Richard Simmons cough up the load he had for brunch. I think we can all agree, there’s nothing in this world that cannot be improved upon with the addition of Jon’s ass in skin-tight lycra. Seriously, I’m pretty sure that stuff is painted on, and I have zero complaints about it.