You have to hand it to Jimmy Kimmel, (did I honestly just type those words? Jesus … ) the man knows how to put on a post-Oscars show. Last year, he gave us the Handsome Men’s Club skit involving Matt Damon acknowledging how very, very handsome he was. And this year, he’s giving us the Hottie Body Hump Club, where beautiful actresses (including Lindsay Lohan) hump a giant exercise ball until they get super ripped and gorgeous.
To be fair though, humping? Great ab workout. Seriously, it works your abs, your lower back, your ass, your legs, and if you lean forward and hold yourself up on your arms you can even score a nice little workout for your triceps and pecs. And if you want to get your biceps in there, fisting? Great for your upper arms. Well, assuming you’re doing the fisting. Just remember: Anything less than three fingers is insulting to your partner. And trim your goddamn nails! You know what’s worse than nails on a chalkboard? Nails on your rectum.
