Jessica Simpson is joining Weight Watchers

Jessica Simpson

Gaining weight when you’re pregnant is kind of one of those things that’s to be expected. You can’t gestate something inside of you for nine months without packing on a few pounds. That being said, when you’re gaining somewhere between 65 to 75 pounds, chances are you may have stretched that “I’m eating for two” bit just a wee bit too far. Anyway, Jessica Simpson (who just revealed the first photo of her baby via People magazine) is now joining Weight Watchers, so that we can all pretend to be amazed that someone who has the time and money to diet and exercise all they want is some sort of miracle. TMZ reports:

Jessica made the announcement moments ago on her Twitter, writing, “So excited to be a part of the @WeightWatchers family!’ Jess don’t come cheap neither — the Weight Watchers deal is reportedly worth $4 MILLION. The singer reportedly gained 65-75 POUNDS during her recent pregnancy — and Weight Watchers must be waiting for a big reveal … because Jessica hasn’t been photographed in public since she gave birth.

Oh, yeah, and she’s earning $4 Million for it. Would someone put a baby in me so that I can get paid a truckload of money to be hot again? Hell, I’d work my ass off in the gym for a Diet Coke. I’m easy like that.

Jessica Simpson

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