Well hello, Jessica Simpson’s boobs!

December 28, 2012 JEREMY FEIST Jessica Simpson 0

Jessica Simpson

I’m going to level with you here: the weeks surrounding the holidays are usually a barren wasteland for hot gossip. I mean literally NOTHING, just forever. Seriously, this morning I wrote two Kardashian posts back to back. There is simply no excuse for that. I apologize. So to make up for it, here is Jessica Simpson‘s massive pregnancy boobs (posted on her Twitter) trying to jailbreak their polyblend prison. Somewhere out there, Mystique Summers is angrily pounding on her dinner table, screaming, “WHICH BITCH STOLE MY TWO PIECE AND A BISCUIT? BITCH, I AM FROM CHICAGO!”

Jessica Simpson

About JEREMY FEIST 4970 Articles
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.