All right, so last night I finally caved and started watching the new season of Jersey Shore, having never actually really watched an episode before, because since FOX decided to put all the shows we actually care about on hiatus in exchange for men on steroids hitting balls with sticks, my general range of television has become decidedly limited. Anyway, after a couple episodes, I finally realized why everyone hates Sammi: because she’s a vindictive bitch who absolutely must be with Ronnie, even though she brings out the absolute worst in him. Anyway, it looks like Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola might be dunzo now, and I mean REAL dunzo. From Us Weekly:
After two tumultuous years together, Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola have called it quits. “We are not together,” Ortiz-Magro confirmed to Us Weekly at Tuesday’s Paranormal Activity 3 superfan screening in New York City. “Being in Italy, in such a romantic atmosphere, brought us together,” Ortiz-Magro told Us prior to the show’s August premiere. “The first week was rough — everyone was like ‘Oh, my God.’ But [Sammi and I] didn’t fight at all in Italy. [It was] probably the highest point in our relationship.”
FINALLY. I have no idea what he even saw in her anyway. Oh, wait, that’s right: boobs! But I mean, besides that, all she really does is act clingy, naggy, petty, and vindictive, which I think is the polar opposite of what guys go for in a girl. Remember when JWoww just fucking dropped her back in season three? Ooooooooh man, that felt good, didn’t it? Thank fuck my girl finally wiped that satisfied little smirk off her face.
