Usually, Mondays are a treasure trove of gossip, except for some reason today is particularly barren. How barren you ask? Well, here’s a video of Jennifer Love Hewitt saying that she thinks her big boobs are worth $5 Million. The story from HuffPo …
The 34-year-old actress admitted to USA Today that she would consider getting her breasts insured for somewhere around the $5 million range. “I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?'” Hewitt, who wears a 36C cup size, joked about her boobs, according to Us Weekly. Pointing to her chest she added, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”
Look, I’ll level with her here: They’re lovely boobs no doubt, but who are we kidding here? The only reason anyone insures their boobs is because they have nothing better to do then remind everyone they have boobs. Seriously, name one person who has ever insured their boobs that has actually done some non-boob thing with their lives. You can’t, can you? Exactly. It’s okay JLoHew, you don’t really need to cover your bazongas with an insurance policy.