Oh who are we kidding, this is just padding between now and when Lindsay Lohan gets thrown in the slammer. Regardless, Jennifer Aniston went on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis where she got blindsided with an appearance by Tila Tequila. The best part of this entire thing: Apparently, Jen had no idea Tila was going to be there, so that look of thinly-veiled disdain? Completely real. I have never seen a woman so intent on shooting lasers out of her eyeballs. Marry me Jen. Mind you, that tip came from Tila, so honestly it’s probably a lie, but I like to think that Jen wholeheartedly wanted to end the little troll.