James Marsden is getting a divorce

James Marsden and Lisa Linde

So hottie James Marsden is back on the market after his wife, Lisa Linde, filed for divorce last month on September 23rd citing irreconcilable differences. Aaaaannnd … um, well … crap. The only thing I remember him from is the X-Men films, as well as Enchanted and Hop, so unless the divorce involves laser eyes, Easter bunnies or singing gay princes, I don’t have a lot to go on. TMZ reports:

Lisa Linde cited irreconcilable differences. She’s seeking spousal support and joint legal and physical custody. A rep for James tells TMZ, “This was a mutual decision. They are committed to raising their kids together and remain great friends.” The couple married in 2000 and have two children — a son and a daughter. Lisa filed for divorce on September 23rd. So this is interesting … TMZ got video of James at 4:30 AM that morning, outside the Papaya King hot dog shop in New York, singing with a bunch of friends.

Oh look! Singing gay princes! It’s like he knew I needed an easy punchline and lovingly wrapped it in a bow and delivered it to my doorstep. God bless you, James Marsden. Now kill an Easter bunny with eye lasers.

James Marsden and Lisa Linde

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