… and that’s how you write a title for the sake of Google page views. I’m fishing, I know, but it’s the first of the month and rent is due. Don’t judge me. Anyway, here’s a picture of the sexy cake James Franco got for his 35th birthday, which he posted to Twitter. For those of you wondering: That’s a flogger, a strap-on, a ball gag, and some Ben Wa balls. This has been your educational lesson for the day!