I don’t follow many celebrities on Twitter, mostly because something like 90% of celebrity Twitter feeds are couch-fuckingly stupid, or ghostwritten by a paid PR guy. That being said, Jake Shears (of Scissor Sisters) has always been pretty good about not being boring or fake, and as a blessing to the Twitterverse, he posted pictures of himself wearing nothing but a jockstrap, and you’ve stopped reading this and just skipped straight to the pictures, haven’t you? Fuck it, I was going to offer the exact coordinates of the fountain of youth, but instead I’m just going to type a bunch of gibberish. Coconut bucket wristwatch tango monkey butt shark farts.
