Because it’s Friday and I refuse to write one more fucking thing about Lindsay Lohan smuggling crystal meth in her vagina or whatever the fuck it is she’s doing now, here’s a clip Ryan Reynolds shot for Jimmy Kimmel Live. Ryan is so charming and funny and his hotness will probably make you lick the computer monitor in a futile attempt to get to the pretty, pretty man inside. Like a Tootsie Pop.
Anyway, the clip involves Ryan visiting Jimmy’s office, only to unwittingly get saddled with the task of firing his biggest fan in the office. It’s awkwardly hilarious, and there’s whittling, and … sorry, started licking the screen again there for a minute. Where was I? Oh yes, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds. That is all.