Last Friday, Vivid Video released a sequel porno featuring Farrah Abraham, so of course it only took a matter of hours before Farrah was lying about how it was a “sex tape” and that she never signed off on it. Except oh look, here’s TMZ with proof that it totally was a porno and that she absolutely did give Vivid Video permission to release it.
Abraham is upset over Vivid releasing a follow-up video to Backdoor Teen Mom … claiming she never approved a sequel. Small problem … We have an email Farrah sent to Vivid … in which she gives the porn company the right “to release video or Videos(s).” Plural times 2. Farrah says she’s a public figure, not a porn star. Fact is she’s both — she’s a porn star who has a public figure, from both the front and the rear.
Of course, none of this should come as a surprise, because Farrah is a pathological liar who is somehow too dumb to lie effectively. I’m just saying, with a brain like Farrah’s, the most complex narrative she could follow is Dick and Jane, and even then she’d need someone on hand to explain the finer points to her. “I’m sorry, I’m completely lost here… which one of them is pregnant? … Neither of them? Ohhhhhhhhhh, that makes sense. It’s why they’re not famous.”