I love you, Darren Aronofsky!

Darren Aronofsky and Hugh Jackman

So by now you’ve probably heard that Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky has been tasked with directing the next Wolverine movie, since the last one sucked just … just so hard. Anyway, if that wasn’t enough to convince you the next movie wouldn’t suck, Aronofsky is making Hugh Jackman sexier by getting him to pack on 20lbs of muscle. There is a God!

Yeah, right, I was 190, something like that. I don’t know how much I want to give away about it, but Darren said with the last one, ‘Hey you looked great, but you’re so tall that in those long shots you looked kind of like Clint Eastwood, and that’s not Wolverine.” He said that Wolverine, in the comics, is powerful, stocky, you know, he’s short and thick. So he said, ‘I want you to go there, get bigger.’ He’s going to come down after he gets done with all the black-tie events over and done with. SOURCE

God bless you, Darren. Seriously, between filming Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have angry, gay, ballerina sex and now making Hugh hotter than he already was, the man is officially a motherfucking genius. Give this man every Oscar that has ever existed!

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