Because the theme of this Valentine’s Day posts are apparently “domestic abuse”, here’s another story about how Hugh Hefner‘s son, Marston Hefner, beat his girlfriend, Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair. Ain’t love grand? And by love, I mean “a petty, childish dependence” and by grand I mean “potentially lethal and morally repugnant”. TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops were called to the pad Marston shares with Sinclair in Pasadena, CA after one of Sinclair’s family members called 911, claiming Marston had attacked her. Cops arrived to the scene … and we’re told officers observed visible injuries on Sinclair’s body … including bruises and red marks. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Marston admitted the two had gotten into an argument … but did not cop to striking Sinclair.
Sources tell us … Sinclair told cops Marston had punched her, kicked her in the stomach and then refused to let her leave the residence. We’re told Sinclair called family members after the alleged attack … and her family called the cops. After a brief investigation, Marston was arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence at around 11:15 PM … and hauled to a nearby police station where he was booked.
So if you take anything away from this Valentine’s Day, it’s that the next generation are all a bunch of petulant, irresponsible little shits who don’t know how to control their anger, confuse co-dependence for love, and are completely okay with justifying domestic abuse if the abuser is hot. Awesome.