So yesterday, the web got its first glimpse at Paris Hilton failing at another art form, as Paris popped out her little Easy-Fake DJ Booth and tried to actually play music. By which I mean, she turned a knob that did absolutely nothing before accidentally playing a Rihanna song over her own song, and then someone had to come out and fix everything she did. It was glorious in its misery, it really was. Anyway, real DJ Deadmau5 saw what Paris was trying to do and promptly drop-kicked her on Twitter.
AS I WAS SAYING… its over. http://t.co/1a6M9B1d http://t.co/tawykPzF
— Goat lord (@deadmau5) June 24, 2012
thanks @afrojack we appriciate it. we really really do. you are the man. thanks.
— Goat lord (@deadmau5) June 24, 2012
to be fair… the mayans saw this shit coming.
— Goat lord (@deadmau5) June 24, 2012
i kinda feel partially to blame here. don't worry. ill unfuck this.
— Goat lord (@deadmau5) June 24, 2012
To his credit, DJ Afrojack must have seen Paris taking a huge, syphilitic shit on his craft, because he changed his Twitter bio to a Wikipedia entry on facepalming, and then tweeted these cryptic missives:
https://twitter.com/djafrojack/status/217351481110695936
https://twitter.com/djafrojack/status/217352207081816064
https://twitter.com/djafrojack/status/217354061878542336
Granted, it’s no “Now, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds”, which would have been the appropriate response for enabling Paris, but it’s a start at least.