So the two-headed beast of fail and whoredom known as Speidi is apparently planning a vacation to Abu Dhabi to see an MMA tournament. Wait, what the hell ever happened to “Oh, we’re bankrupt now, feel sorry for us!” Are you telling me that the one shining moment of their existence was all for not? Fucking hell, people. Where the hell is the karma needed to bitchslap a couple of dipshit nobodies when you really need it?
Spencer tells TMZ, their bad ass friend — MMA fighter “King” Kevin Casey — will be throwing down at the Abu Dhabi Martial Arts Tournament on April 14 … and they’ll be ringside cheering him on. Spencer adds, “Heidi and I are both so excited to visit the Middle East and even more thrilled to watch King Kevin Casey smash his opponents.” SOURCE
All right, a couple ideas here:
#1: Follow them to Abu Dhabi, destroy their passports, make sure they never come back.
#2: Plant enough illegal substances on them that the TSA throws them in jail forever.
#3: Drop a piano on them.
#4: Convince them to enter the tournament; Film results.
Feel free to chip in here, people.
