Heidi Montag regrets getting plastic surgery

Oh look, another interview with Heidi Montag. Man, you’d figure these two assholes would be a little too busy looking for a job to give interviews. But HA! You underestimate Heidi’s desperate need for attention, because now she’s talking about how she regrets the one thing that garnered her the most attention ever: plastic surgery. Five bucks says this is a lie.

Montag – speaking to E.T. – said of the surgeries: “It’s not who I am. It’s something I did. It was a choice that I made, and I wanted other women and people to know, ‘yeah, I have insecurities and so does everyone, and this is what I did, and I don’t want to lie about it, and I don’t want to cover it up. I don’t like lying. It’s just not who I am. In retrospect, I do wish I never would have said anything …” SOURCE

You know what time it is? Time to bring out the Popbytes’ Bullshit-To-Actual-Human-Speak Translator! Alright, let’s just calibrate it to sentient blow-up doll …

“Man, turning myself into the world’s first fuckable Barbie doll. Look how much people are paying attention to me! Sure, I can no longer tell the difference between TV and reality, or fame and infamy, but at least people are looking at my tits!”

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.